Ramsbottom, famous for its black puddings, chocolate festival, strange jug thing, and most of all… Bouncy castles in Ramsbottom! Whenever I’m in Rammie I always think “I wonder if they still do those awesome bouncy castles”, and they do. In fact, I was at Ramsbottom last year for the black pudding throwing competition and there was a bouncy castle there. I didn’t have a go because I was too busy drinking scrumpy from the big Morrisons there, but it was good to know that if I ever wanted to go on a bouncy castle in Ramsbottom, I’d have had the chance!

“Rammy’s Got Talent” finished this Saturday, and as far as I know, nothing they did had anything to do with bouncy castles. An opportunity missed, I think! Would a bouncing singing black pudding person not have drawn in the crowds Ramsbottom so desperately needs? I know who I’d have voted for. That’s right, Ramsbottom bouncy castles! That reminds me of an idea I just had there now – black pudding bouncy castles! I’ve never seen one, but if I had, it’d have to be in Ramsbottom. I’d have a go even though I’m a veggie. I just love bouncy castles that much!